Saturday, January 10, 2009

ever wondered.....

Have you ever wondered how the second world war would be like if it was done in a chat window by gamers???
well wonder no more:
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* 
*Eisenhower has joined the game.* 
*paTTon has joined the game.* 
*Churchill has joined the game.* 
*benny-tow has joined the game.* 
*T0J0 has joined the game.* 
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* 
*Stalin has joined the game.* 
*deGaulle has joined the game.* 
Roosevelt: hey sup 
T0J0: y0 
Stalin: hi 
Churchill: hi 
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! 
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks 
T0JO: lol 
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! 
benny-tow: haha america sux 
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? 
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever 
Stalin: cool 
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help 
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy 
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry 
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me 
Roosevelt: get antiair guns 
Churchill: i cant afford them 
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? 
paTTon: stfu 
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys 
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick 
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army 
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up 
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded 
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* 
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? 
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? 
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? 
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO 
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u 
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses 
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol 
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf 
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army 
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker 
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler 
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! 
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard 
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path 
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE 
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol 
benny-tow: haha 
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full 
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help 
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya 
Stalin: church help me 
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here 
Stalin: dont be an arss 
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late 
Eisenhower: LOL 
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help 
Hitler: o man ur focked 
paTTon: oh what now biotch 
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol 
*benny-tow has been eliminated.* 
benny-tow: lame 
Roosevelt: gj patton 
paTTon: thnx 
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** 
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record 
Eisenhower: Nuts! 
benny~tow: wtf that mean? 
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped 
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker 
Stalin: rofl 
T0J0: HAHAHHAA 
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay 
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* 
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself 
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL 
Stalin: OMG LMAO! 
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* 
paTTon: hahahhah 
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs 
benny~tow: shut up noob 
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron 
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? 
Eisenhower: yah me too 
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol 
Eisenhower: fock u 
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie 
Stalin: go to hell lol 
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk 
Eisenhower: yah this is gay 
*Roosevelt has left the game.* 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf? 
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* 
tru_m4n: hi all 
T0J0: hey 
Stalin: sup 
Churchill: hi 
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! 
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES 
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz 
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple 
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets 
T0J0: wtf is nukes? 
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111 
*T0J0 has been eliminated.* 
*The Allied team has won the game!* 
Eisenhower: awesome! 
Churchill: gg noobs no re 
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck 
*T0J0 has left the game.* 
*Eisenhower has left the game.* 
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** 
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss 
tru_m4n: l8r all 
benny~tow: bye 
Churchill: l8r 
Stalin: fock u all 
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol 
*tru_m4n has left the game.* 
benny~tow: lololol u commie 
Churchill: ROFL 
Churchill: bye commie 
*Churchill has left the game.* 
*benny~tow has left the game.* 
Stalin: i hate u all ***s 
*Stalin has left the game.* 
paTTon: lol no1 is left 
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep 
*paTTon has been eliminated.* 
paTTon: o ****! 
*paTTon has left the game.*

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